zoomers

a word that discribes the sound u make when u move really fast

hes a zoomer

by peach March 22, 2004

Zoomerism

The characteristic way in which members of Generation Z view politics and political discourse. It is defined by either adopting a worldview with an almost religious fever, or on the flipside, being unable to view politics without layers of irony and post-irony, destroying any semblance of meaning from any phrase, word, or belief to the point where no serious understanding of the person's legitimate worldview can be derived.

Person 1: BidenBot will destroy Orange Man with his radical woke liberal energy blast in the 2028 US Presidential Election.

Person 2: You cannot seriously be going to work while there is *thing happening*

Person 3: America falls more and more into complete Zoomerism by the day.

by Trackhawk9000 May 9, 2025

Zoomerithm

Refers to a content algorithm in which you are served very short-form video content that has the duration of an average Zoomer's attention span. It does not necessarily refer to only TikTok or YouTube shorts, but it also can describe the process of manipulating your YouTube recommended page to feature only Zoomer humor.

Oh shit, YouTube is giving me that zoomerithm with these 1-minute Fortnite shorts.

by slambeeni October 27, 2021

Zoomeoisie

Bourgeoisie people who spend time in Zoom (and other online meetings) without being impacted by the pandemic and lockdown restrictions

When they heard a manual worker in a factory lost their job due to the pandemic, the Zoomeoisie said in the tone of a Mary Antoinette, "Let'em work online".

by carnivas March 10, 2023

Zoomers

Surfing slang for nude breasts (because your eyes can't help but zoom in on them)

Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)

"The surfers were distracted by the zoomers on the beach"

"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."

by Hollatchaboiy March 19, 2023

Zoomerese

Aaron Clarey's definition for Zoomer Slang.

"Sorry I don't understand Zoomerese" - Aaron Clarey.

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

Baby Zoomers

A person born under the age of 15, who is forced to use Zoom to communicate with their peers because they can't attend school, go out and play, etc. due to the Covid Pandemic. (created by Scott K. Wilder)

My kids are becoming baby zoomers because video conferencing all day with their classmates.

by Mayor of Wilderville February 25, 2021