zong

1) Some crazy Chinese kid that pwns at Counter-Strike and pwns an STi

2) Olimar

1) Holy shit, Zong is 30-5 in CS, and he just like flew past me at 140mph!

2) OMG HAX!

by Oplem April 1, 2005

zong-go

a person that lies about having a boyfriend and also steals from her closest friends.

Did you take my mac foundation? Cause if you did, you totally just zong-go'ed me.

by strainer January 25, 2012

zong bong

The evolved version of zing bing. First bamboozles person, and then they get very triggered. In math class it’s always the answer.

For the answer, reference Zong Bong at the top of the sheet.

by AnimEbEliEvEr October 13, 2018

smoot zong

A person or thing that fails at life

Mother: You never do anything with your life!

Son: I know, im a smoot zong.

by sirflinstone January 20, 2010

rip the zong

The act of ripping a zong. Usually said when talking about drugs, especially marijuana.

Gluck and I rip the zong on the weekend before hockey.

by Scars Hockeydude June 10, 2009

Zong Vang

Adj:

1. Ungodly handsome, a person with good looks and high intelligence, sophistication.

2. A person who possesses a high upperclass looks paired with capacity for higher logic reasoning.

Yeah, he definitely is a Zong Vang.

by Mai Lo Mai Ci December 18, 2011

Victoria Zong

known bottom fragger in valorant

Who is going 0-17?

Victoria Zong

by AMONG BALLS March 15, 2022