ZIMA 

When you fake being chineese but is mexican

Look there is a zima can't belive why he is faking it

ZIMA by ZIMA1 March 26, 2021

zima 

term used for an oddly sized hobbit, who happens to be fat and extremely stupid. also know to use entirely too much gell so his bangs sticks up an extra 3 inches to make himself look slightly taller than he really is. A zima can often be spotted at a peasbodys.

holy shit dude, did u just see that zima? ive never seen a fat stupid hobbit before, maybe we should go see if its ok.

zima by Tommy the Hobbit October 18, 2008

zima 

A blowjob, particularly a sloppy, bad one

Scott got a zima behind the dumpster last night.

zima by RandyW83 June 20, 2017

Zima 

an oddly sized hobbit that is know to spike the front of the hair to make itself seem a bit taller, but in reality an oddly sized hobbit can not seem any taller. A "zima" can often be found in a "peabodys", easily picked out of a crowd due to the fact that its an oddly sized hobbit. when found, do NOT FEED BEER, a zima is known to snatch up ugly not so skinny women, and guys, u want a zima to take all ugly boat bitches

"yo did u see that Zima?!?! somebody should tell that zima that it cant be any taller no matter high it spikes its hair.

Zima by Special "K" October 29, 2008

zima fiend

1) A man who has an unquenchable thirst for the fruity malt beverage zima.

2) A man who loves all fruity feminine beverages

1) Brad's already ten zimas deep he's a real zima fiend

2) I can't believe Dudley ordered another cosmo, what a zima fiend

zima fiend by fmellet August 9, 2012

zima crowd 

Yuppies, and their less educated brethren, who attempt to look "hip," "hot," and/or "with it" by drinking Zima which is supposed to be a trendy alcoholic beverage with the flavor of a wine cooler and the kick of a beer. For those who can't handle either.

I couldn't get a picher last night since the place was packed with the zima crowd still sporting their softball uniforms, along with the accompanying dirt and aroma.

zima crowd by Chumbucket October 25, 2006

Zima Clearmalt 

Zima Clearmalt or zima for short - a clear, lightly carbonated alcoholic beverage made & distributed by the Coors Brewing Company or its licensees. Introduced in 1993, it was marketed as an alternative to beer, an example of what is now often referred to as a cooler, with 4.7–5.4% alcohol by volume. Its production in the United States ceased in October 2008, though it returned for limited releases in the summers of 2017 & 2018. In Japan, Zima was sold until 2021, when sales ended due to the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic before returning in 2023.

The lemon-lime flavored drink was part of the "clear craze" of the 1990s that produced products such as Crystal Pepsi & Tab Clear.

Basically it was 7-up or sprite mixed with isopropyl alcohol hand sanitizer which was popular with women & gay men !

Zima Clearmalt offered an alternative to the then-successful wine cooler category.

Zima Clearmalt by Blu_leef March 11, 2025