Zeroes

Web parody of "Heroes," featuring the discovery of "mutants" who have acquired special (albeit worthless) special abilities that enable them to do nothing more than make fools of themselves.

The Mumbler, the Kick-Back-of-Head Guy, the Man-of-Many-Hats, Cindy the Fist-in-Mouth Cheerleader, the Man Whose Stick-Figure Drawings Predict Useless Information About the Future, and the Pinto-Bean-from-the-Eye Man are all talented in pointless ways; making them...Zeroes!

by ObscuredOne February 24, 2008

Zeroness

The quality that all the worthless people own. People with zeroness are constantly hiding their being zero by flaunting their inexistent qualities in front of the others.

They may feel great in their infinite ZEROness but there are some ONEs out there ready to pile them all.

by HareInHurry January 12, 2010

zeroes

e-cig juice containing no nicotine, or 0%

yo lets bet a buzz before practice

Nah dude I only got zeroes

by shove a watermellon in there November 30, 2016

Three Zeroes

$1000. A grand. One rack. One thousand doll hairs. It's another way to say "a thousand bucks"

Hey, how much did you guys make for that project? We got it done for three zeroes.

by yon tron the don June 10, 2021