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barney the pedophile

Barney the pedophile is a purple Dino that likes long purple kids. He also enjoys singing his theme song.
"I love you you love me after the show touch my pee pee."
1. The purple son of a bitch got the jump on me last night while on his show

2. Man that guy on snapchat is one Barney the pedophile! That's for damn sure!
by Purple sum bitch May 5, 2016
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Zoophile

A fucking disgrace to the human world, and they should exist, at all, they should rot in hell. Fucking weirdos...
Son: hey dad..
Dad:yes son?
Son: I'm in the LGBTQ...
Dad: that's ok!
Son: I'm a Zoophile
Dad: 🥛🏃
by Kill Zoophiles February 14, 2022
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Pedophile Glasses

Glasses worn by a pedophile - typically made to change to sunglasses when worn outdoors, but generally just stay a sleazy, cloudy color ... good for peering at children on the play ground.
Those pedophile glasses look amazing on you. I wish I was twelve.
by sera31204 July 9, 2010
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Zerophiliac

Any person with Zerophilia, the rare genetic condition affecting those who possess an extra "Z" chromosome in addition to the standard gender-determining X and Y chromosomes. Following their first experience of sexual intercourse, Zerophiliacs may change gender whenever they are sexually aroused. The International Organization of Zerophiliacs provides testing services and resources for those with Zerophilia.
When she noticed her boyfriend, Jake's, penis occasionally disappeared, Mary submitted his hair for testing to The International Organization of Zerophiliacs and confirmed her hopes: Jake is a Zerophiliac.
by ZerophiliacsHaveMoreFun January 2, 2010
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Zoophile

A person who has sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).
Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”
by semennachos February 14, 2021
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Zoophile

Anyone who has sexual/romantic attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
Ignorant Individual: “Furries are zoophiles!”

Normal Person: “Actually furries are attracted to fictional, human animals....”
by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021
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Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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