zed

the actual way to say the last letter of the english alphabet if you are from canada!!!

we canadians do not say zee we say zed just like the rest of the common wealth!(for those who do not know the common wealth is all of the english colonies. think of the common wealth games all of those countries)

there is a sign that reads " e-z tax retunes"
British person- what does it mean 'e-zed' tax returns?
canadian person- it is the lazy americans way of saying easy, yes i know its dumb.
british person-so the zed makes the sound zee? why?
canadian person- only the lord knows why, i guess they just had to be different as always! :@

by zed baby(: April 15, 2009

zed

The incorect way to say "Z". Commmonly used by Cannucks and Brits.

B = "bee", C = "see", D = "dee", E = "Ee", G = "gee", P = "pee",
T = "tee", V = "vee", and Z = "zee"

by Dancing Dude Sean August 4, 2005

zed

A verb meaning "to rape." Taken from the name of the rapist character in "Pulp Fiction."

"That bastard tried to Zed my wife, so I had to strangle him."

by Mr. Walken July 24, 2006

zed

'zed' is a common nickname for a suzuki supermoto model named 'suzuki dr-z'

"dude your new bike is sweet! what kind is it?"
"its a zed"

by zedluvver March 2, 2007

zed

sexy as fuck rich and has a large pp

zed is sexy as fuck

by lowlifezed March 14, 2022

zed

A variant of "fuck" with usage simular to "eff". Used to show displeasure or as an exclaimation of emotion.

"Where the zed did I put my socks!?"
"Go zed yourself."
"What the zed did you break my window for!?"
"Awe zed, I think I've soiled myself."
"Zed this, I quit."
"Open the zedding door!"

by hohead September 28, 2006

zed zed zed

The way bri'ish people sleep.

Americans: zzz

Bri'ish people: zed zed zed

by yuxvi April 12, 2023