Yusuke sexual

When yo boy yusuke smokes says daddy

Yusuke sexual is where you want to have sex with a sexy man named yusuke

by masonmcc49 February 10, 2021

yusuke_with_the_reigun

A small animal well known in many fairytales as a "hobbit". Attacks village girls and sucks the blood from their cooches. He's also quite fond of watermelon, pubic hair, and microwaved dildos.



see also: fat man on the internet

" You left your dildo in the microwave! Stop being such a yusuke_with_the_reigun!"

by tillytells February 24, 2009

Yusuke

Yusuke: "A sex idol popular among the crustacean race. First appearing in strip bars under the sea around 1860 his thin physique and mischievous manor alongside his never- ending supply of energy quickly made him rise in popularity in both good ways and bad. His rise to fame had lasted for 3 years until a man by the name of Ren Amamiya in 1869 ra ped Yusuke and brutally vibe checked him. Yusuke passed away on November 3rd, 1869 only lasting 3 days into No Nut November."

Ren: WHOs that hot boomer over there
Ryuji: it’s Yusuke stfu

by Open your door November 5, 2019

yusuke

Operating under alternative codenames like Julio, Perverted old man, and Walking penis wrinkle, the Yusuke is a cross between a yugioh playing card and an abused pokemon. The Yusuke has a peculiar affinity for sticking it's peers into random video games. The Yusuke resembles the tomonori in a couple ways, but mainly differentiates itself because it maintains what looks like a functioning brain. Yusukes never make any sense, ever, so don't try to decipher wat they say, just go on.

Person : Damn perverted old man.
Yusuke : shut up! .... what?
Person : you dropped your trading card...Julio.
Yusuke : shut up! ... thanks.
Person : Let me steal your lunch.
Yusuke : shut up charmander!

by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx January 13, 2009

yusuketard

Yusuketard is a man who has been banned so is now known as yusuketard__2. He has a very big cock and if you are Mutuals with him you are very cool.

Yusuketard is in town?? I want him to have my children.

by Yusuketard slave March 20, 2021

Yusuke_tard

He is more underrated then hxhagar(me) and _vered (overrated) and he is goated

P1.follow him rn
P2.hate on _vered cuz she's mid and overrated
P3. unfollow me bc im not yusuke_tard

by Hxhagar April 4, 2021

yusukesoup

A fucking swag Instagram user who posts once and then disappears for an eternity.

Person A : Hey y'know @yusukesoup finally posted!!
Person B : watch her disappear and never post for the rest of the year

by Kikisoup July 10, 2021