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A small animal well known in many fairytales as a "hobbit". Attacks village girls and sucks the blood from their cooches. He's also quite fond of watermelon, pubic hair, and microwaved dildos.



see also: fat man on the internet
" You left your dildo in the microwave! Stop being such a yusuke_with_the_reigun!"
by tillytells February 24, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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