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A small animal well known in many fairytales as a "hobbit". Attacks village girls and sucks the blood from their cooches. He's also quite fond of watermelon, pubic hair, and microwaved dildos.

see also: fat man on the internet
" You left your dildo in the microwave! Stop being such a yusuke_with_the_reigun!"
by tillytells February 24, 2009
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