whatever milks your goat

Another phrase for saying "whatever floats your boat" - or in other words "whatever works best" or "whatever pleases you".

"So Sean, what do you feel like doing tonight?"

"I dunno, whatever milks your goat man"

by JJJJJJJJJJW August 23, 2016

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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

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I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

by J'Seph December 18, 2012