wander over yonder

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.

"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."

by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

Yonderneering

The act of venturing far and beyond.

You should go yonderneering west, and see where it takes you.

by Yonderneering April 3, 2017

pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year

"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel

by dsimms August 20, 2012

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

over yonder

southern lingo for "over there"

Elderly couple in Alabama:

Wife: "Where'd ya put my glasses?"
Husband: "They're over yonder on the dresser"

by apeforeal08 April 23, 2009

yonderwards

Somewhere else. Not here, and not exactly there. Just away. Off in the distance. An ambiguous direction.

Extremely useful as an identifier of destinations the directions to which you're a bit too tired and emotional to recall. Also good when you have no knowledge of said destination.

"So where's the house party?"
"Oh, you know (hic), it's, like ... yonderwards."

"Those two were making out in the corner a second ago, where'd they go?"
"Yonderwards."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki September 19, 2007

Yoder Toter

A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart.

Jebidiah rode the Yoder Toter into town so that he could buy new suspenders for his goat.

by Dana S, June 11, 2006