porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

yonkles

ages, yonks

Slang. Adjective. Describes a long duration of time, normally when that length of time seems insignificant, or unlikely to ever eventuate.
An extention of the Aussie slang, yonks.

"That was yonkles ago! Get over it"

"I'm not 18 for yonkles!"

by nutgirl January 28, 2007

Yinkle

“Yinkle” is a term which describes the hair style where a man tries to hide his baldness by combing his last few strands of hair over it. It was first coined in the early 1980’s by Rich Hall from the HBO series Not Necessarily The News.

Donald Trump is fooling no one with his yinkle! Everyone knows he is mostly bald!

by Madreg November 5, 2020

yoinkers

The act of stealing something, or an expression after having stolen something!

Mine now, yoinkers!

by Lillypain July 27, 2007

Yoinker

An individual who sucks someone off, meaning he does things in order to be liked by this specific person or group of people.

-"Do you know Wadwhani?"
-"Yeah, he's such a yoinker."

by WadhwaniIsAYoinker October 23, 2018

yoinkie

a person who has genius highdeas and incite

Brendan told me some really interesting stuff. He's such a yoinkie.

by BlazinSaddles July 15, 2011

yoinked

The act of having an item stolen
see yoink

I used to love my woman till some bastrd Yoinked her!

by Blue Pierced Pixie March 31, 2003