yogurt

a play on the word, "yo". A greeting used to answer the phone.

Yogurt, whats up dude!

by Roomba August 4, 2006

yogurt

terrible. worst food. smellls terible. tastes terrible. just a shitty food all around. it looks gross, like lumpy old man cum. and i hate it

fuck yogurt

by izzyhighlighter October 24, 2018

yogurt

A sexual act in which the male gets sperm across the entire vagina and then finger it into each others mouth

thats some goooooooooooooooood yogurt

by thomas1234567890987654321 August 21, 2007

yogurt

the clear or white goo that comes out of girls vagina's. Be careful! It does not taste or smell like fruity goodness.

"hey you want some yogurt?"
"oh yeah yum! yum!"
*takes out underwear*
"eww what is that!!?"
"you said that you wanted some!"

by EdwardCullensLover January 13, 2009

The yogurt

Fucking CUM

Bitch the yogurt

by Big fat ASS July 5, 2018

yogurting

Eating yogurt

I can't talk right now, I'm yogurting.

by REDEX_2K3 April 15, 2020

Yogurt

A semi-solid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavoured.

I opened the fridge and saw the yougurt cup. I proceeded to open the lid, inserting my rock-hard cock into the sloppy yogurt. I then repeatedly fucked the yogurt and was satisfied by the moist slopping sound and the rippling through the yogurt. I then finished in the yogurt cup and proceeded to place the lid back on and put it back in the fridge.

by PedoBear3000 August 8, 2019