yesterdate

Define: Yesterdate: Yesterday's date.
alt: Yesterdat

sometimes mistaken for a typo of yesterday, as t and y on a standard english keyboard are adjacent.

there are no known useful uses for the word yesterdate.

by Mega-diddy kong January 6, 2008

Yesterbate

A verb that describes the act of masterbating on the day previous to the current date.

Nic: Did you yesterbate?

Dylan: Nah, but I did it this morning.

Nic: High five!

by Nic-To-The-K November 9, 2011

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

yesterbate

To excessively whine about what could have been done in the past.

"Man, I never should have worn crocs in my dick pic," yesterbated Bret during halftime of his pickup football game.

by fuzzysummer June 13, 2014

yesterbating

Masturbating someone else yesterday/the day before.

Also can be used as yesterbated and yesterbate

ex:
Dimond-"damn, my arm hurts from yesterbating that trucker"
Pimp daddy- "Well, bitch, you gotta 'nother comin' a quarter till. Here's some vicodin"
Dimond- "Daddy, you treat me so good."

ex:
Jim-"I wish I had someone to yesterbate me too."
Tommy-"Don't worry the prom is coming up soon!"

by La8erB8er December 18, 2013

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

Yesterbae

An ex, someone who was your bae yesterday.

Amanda: Aren't you going out with Rick tonight?

Taylor: OMG, Rick is my yesterbae.

by [readacted] November 23, 2018