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2 of 'em Yesterday

A business term meaning you want Lots of them as soon as possible.

"2 of 'em" refers to the item and means you want lots of the item.

"Yesterday" means as soon as possible.
We need those clothes fast. 2 of 'em Yesterday!
by TheGymRat February 27, 2019
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Yesterday's Gravy

Old news; something that has fallen out of trend
Stranger 1: "Hey! Did you hear about that movie that came out last Friday?!"

Stranger 2: "That's yesterday's gravy bro."
by Hellbound Harry March 30, 2015
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I'll call you yesterday

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.
Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.
by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020
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yesterbirthday

When your or someone else's birthday was yesterday.
Brian: I had a great birthday yesterday.
Fred: Happy Yesterbirthday Brian!
Brian: Yeh....thanks.
by nFuriate May 10, 2008
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Yesterday's chili

One's vulva or vagina
"I'm just going to go wait in Brian's office and warm up yesterday's chili for him."
by Taffy Esterhaus November 23, 2016
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most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).
Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...
by Virgin Suicides September 27, 2017
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Yesterfester

The state of unpleasantness that follows a night of heavy binge drinking. The effects of a yesterfester can include but are not limited to the following:

Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.

Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
by Phantomstealth October 28, 2010
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