Yardies

UK definition: Black, Jamaican (Kingston) born gangstas found in rough parts of London. Associated with BMW's, gold jewellery, and automatic guns. Responsible for a lot of murders and other crimes (mostly drug related).

Jamaican definition: Anyone from your neighbourhood (not necessarily gangsters).

"Yardies have brought a horrific new level of violence to Britain" - Tony Thompson

"Yardies, in terms of a reputation for ruthless violence, could one day rival the Triads or Mafia". - BBC

by rich November 20, 2003

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie

A Jamaican barb that earned a follow back from rap queen Nicki Minaj. He is known as the spouse of Playboimatatta.

Eat Oxtail Like A Yardie recently tweeted a list of songs by Nicki Minaj that the general public have not heard in a while.

by unknown2024 February 3, 2021

yardie

A person whom is a native of Jamaica or his/her of spring

mi come from yard.yuh ah yardie to?

by fada bashment May 12, 2007

Yardish

1. Of or pertaining to the yard
2. Indicating something is ghetto or trashy
3. Something that could start a fight

1. That sprinkler is so yardish.

2. Did you see her booty shorts? Yardish to the max!
3. She called you a ho? That's very yardish of her.

by madein84 September 23, 2011

yardifacts

Front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. The modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. Depending on who you are, it's either eye candy or an eye sore.

Me: "My yardifacts aren't *quite* whitetrash enough. Think I'll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!"

Archaeologist 1000 years from now: "ZOMG look at all these yardifacts. No wonder these people became extinct."

by <|crayon| April 18, 2009

Yarding

driving through people's yards with your vehicle

pretty much drifting trees and ravaging shrubs

fun way to pass the time if you live in a small town

best vehicles to use are those you don't give a shit about

YARD HARD.

"I know who ran through my yard and its not cool. I spent good money for 2 apple trees that are dead now. I would suggest you get a new hobby. You also didnt happen to see my deer cameras in my yard that took your photograph. I would advise you not to run though my yard again. " - local mother

"damn, i love yarding." - all yard harders.

by originally4cylinder December 31, 2011

yardie bone

A large cock. This phrase was popularized by the Sean Paul song of the same name featuring Wayne Marshall. Yardi refers to locals, or sometimes jail-cell pals (as in "jail yard"). Double entendre here since yardie also can mean one yard long, i.e. a 36-inch monster boner.

Dem say dey bawlin' for mi yardie bone, me give it dem all night.

by Papi Chulo Chancho February 5, 2008