Status Apparatus

N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.

"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken

by ellejaytea November 5, 2010

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confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

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