yooooooo

An exclamation used when something happens that is surprising, shocking, or awe-inspiring.

'YOOOOOOO that quiet kid just flipped out and punched some asshole!'

by Conciliator October 31, 2013

Yahoo Answers

A website with a userbase comprised largely of some of the dumbest and laziest retards ever to walk the planet. Most are people who can somehow figure out how to use Y!A to post questions, but can't figure out even the most basic aspects of a search engine. Others want you to do their homework for them. Still more ask questions about policies of certain companies that could've been solved faster if they'd just gone to said website or picked up a phone. Many are largely unintelligible with spelling, punctuation, and grammar that would make an English professor weep. There are angsty teens, clueless middle-aged people, and senile old people. While some people ask specific and smart questions, the vast majority of posts are asked by people who can't even figure out how to figure something out themselves. The same applies to answers. Some are insightful and useful, but most are just idiocy.

Essentially, it's a site where retards can ask retarded questions and get answers from other retards. It's a horrifying look into what happens when technology puts evolution in reverse and allows people who would have been culled from the herd long ago to survive and procreate. If ever you want to see the abysmal, stygian depths of human stupidity, look no further than Yahoo Answers.

Idiot? That guy is Yahoo Answers-grade stupid!

by Anamegoesright here November 3, 2010

Yahoo Answers

A question and answer website home to some of the biggest retards ever, besides maybe YouTube comments. You can get reported there for breathing. Half of the questions and responses are unintelligible from grammatical errors. Filled with racists, ignorant morons, religious extremists, and people who were apparently taught English by newborn orangutans.

A message board gone to hell.

Typical Yahoo Answers Question

i is 15, shud i havs babie?

Answer 1: no you is two young for baby. you need to grow up
Answer 2: i am 17 and has baby. people tell me it was bad idea but i dont regret it
Answer 3: all teens is so stupuid. i is smart and i is 19. you are stupid i hopes you die. dumb b*tch

by Guinevere56746 February 10, 2013

Yakoob

It means Jacob/James in English but Jewish And Africans say “Yakoob” instead

Yakoob is the son of Isaac(Ishaq) in the Bible, Torah, and Qur’an

by Gabriella O. September 26, 2018

[e-mail]

The random-ass Yahoo username example that has been there for years for some unknown reason.

Yahoo! ID
________________
(e.g. [e-mail])

Password
________________

x Keep me signed in
(Uncheck if on a shared computer)

Sign In

by Cadaei September 6, 2011

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

by pigLoverr April 29, 2009

Yahoo Message Boards

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.

Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.

by Stevie Wonder on Crack March 2, 2005