Yakov Reznikov

This sexy human is actually something else. He makes any human cream when he enters the room. In fact, when he was born, a new form blessing was created. When you lay your eyes on this Reznikov of a man, your eyes are blessed for the rest of your life.
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Tejinder Manhas, Wally Sawchuk, Angela Chan

Friend: You're almost as sexy as Yakov Reznikov
Me: Dude I'm not even close to him. He's just something else

by Dexter Forster June 6, 2022

yakov suckov

When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.

When I was in Moscow, I met a nice woman that gave me the Yakov Suckov.

by MJohnsonD October 17, 2018

yakov smirnoff

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

yakov smirnoff

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005

Yakov Berber

A man of many names. A man of many cultures. And a man of many faces. He goes by many names, and by many cultures, but his most crucial element is his ownership of many faces. He has gone by many names, but his many cultures remain uncharted among his many faces. What his name is? Nobody knows. Only cultures hide him from the existential pain he experiences while he drifts through the world with his many faces. Amadeus will never forget. I rest my case.

Sandro: What do they call the man with many faces?
Unknown man: Nobody knows the name of Yakov Berber, but his many faces hide in many cultures.

by ssobi September 8, 2021

Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.

“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”

by Pariah Jones February 3, 2020

Yakoob

The Name Jacob, In A Different Language

Africans And Hebrew Have Names Such As “Yakoob” “Ibrahim” “Ishaq”

by Travis Patterson May 30, 2018