yacult

yacult is a group filled with gay crackheads who have no concern with time or sleep whatsoever. (except jas, she isnt gay and is prolly a furry) we're all homies and we all love each other.

except emi. all us homies hate emi.

honestly, we mostly just bully each other (sometimes only dylan) but we got each other's backs asf!! even riri. i trust riri. but not michelle i feel like she would stab me in the back for the right reasons. im scared now.

we kicked emi out of yacult and honestly, that's lowkey one of the best things we've done.

by ann ( not juli ) June 8, 2020

Yakubu

n. A Yakubu is any male who has arrived at the last stage of simping. A Yakubu has no self respect whatsoever. He simps all day and night for women who are just toying with him

Adv. Yakubu can be used to describe extreme simping Activities

Heyy see that Yakubu washing his girlfriend’s car

by lesterthecityfan May 10, 2021

YACOUBA

Usually the tallest, most alpha male you have ever met. Dick is usually HUGE. Founded Obamacare and became the first black president.

Yacouba: “I have no more campaigns to run.”
Beta males in the crowd: *cheer like pussies*
Yacouba: “I know that because I’ve won them all.”

ALPHA MALE MENTALITY RIGHT THERE FOLKS

by GD3RD November 28, 2018

Max Yakubovich Day

An annual event where high school students gather to celebrate the gift of having Max Yakubovich present at a swim meet. An event worthy of fans dressing up and painting themselves while opponents cringe with fear.

"Why are you wearing a shirt with Max's name on it?"
"BECAUSE IT'S MAX YAKUBOVICH DAY!"

by Juwu8 June 3, 2012

Yacumkah

(n)A yamakah that has been jizzed in. For the use in a practical joke.(Not to be used in real life only if the jew is seriously annoying).

(v)Yacumkah-ed. To perform a practical joke, which consists of someone jizzing in a jew's yamakah. Hopefully getting them to wear the once a simple and plain yamakah, now a yacumkah so that it sticks to their head.

Dude: "You just got yacumkahed."
Jew: "Dude wtf, now my head is all sticky."

John - "Dude this jew tried pouncing on me to get my quarter, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "And his yamakah fell of, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "Dude I yacumkah-ed in it."
Dan - "Dude, that's the last time that yamakah falls off!"

by Why you so jewish March 3, 2009

Yaqub

A person your bound to like he is very funny and charming. He is a very likable person he is nice and generous. He is very charming and beautiful.

Yaqub is a very handsome person hee is a very talkative and comedic person.
Yaqub is a person you may fall in love with due to his handsomeness.
People with name Yaqub are (typically nice).
Yaqub is a person who is obsessed with the topic of politics.
Yaqub is typically the joker and funny person of the friend group.
All in all Yaqub is a charming, beautiful, handsome person you may fall head over heels for.

Person 1: I had so much fun last night.
Person 2: Who were you with?
Person 1: I was with Yaqub
Person 2: Makes sense you would have fun

by Md House March 2, 2022

Yacqub

A nice person who always makes people laugh and is real and never fake. And he is black

Oh it’s Yacqub

by Youngjunebug October 18, 2019