xP 

xP is usually used when texting sms's or mail's to say that you are kidding about something,that you did something better than your interlocutor... xP

Person 1 : I got 8 on my Maths test...
Person 2 : Well,I got 10,as I was studying all night long... xP

xP by simply_adorable July 31, 2009

XP 

Abbreviation for 'XPISTOS', Greek for Christ.

Why does Father John have an XP on his robes?

XP by ScottX November 27, 2006

XP 

1) Short-hand version of "Windows XP," one of Microsoft's operating systems for PCs.

2) The first two letters of the Greek word XRISTOS, Christ; -- an abbreviation used with the letters separate or, oftener, in a monogram, often inclosed in a circle, as a symbol or emblem of Christ. It use as an emblem was introduced by Constantine the Great, whence it is known as the Constantinian symbol, or monogram.

1) "XP is so much more stable than 98, but the work space is so small and they re-arranged the UI... again!"

2) "WHOA! I didn't know XP is the shortened Greek version of Christ!"

XP by R.P.G. May 2, 2003

XP 

An emoticon for a sneering face, ie "You're an idiot!"

Also the name of a Window's operating system, ie "You're an idiot!"

XP by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

XP 

The International, Universal, Inter-galactical emoticon face of Constipation. Can be used in place of the words, constipated, constipation, constipate.

Commonly misinterpreted to be:
A) laughing-with-tongue-out
B) a version of Windows

Misuse can result in disgust and confusion.

Correct use:

Person C: "Hey, how are you today?"
Person D: "I'm pretty good. A little XP"
Person C: "Oooh, damn. Want a Laxative?"
Person D: "Thanks that would be awesome!!!"

Misuses:

Misuse 1:

Person X: "...then she told this joke and I was all XP!!!"
Person Y: "Ew, you're Disgusting!!!" *Pukes*

Misuse 2:

Person X: "Hey, what's your computer on?"
Person Y: "Windows XP"
Person X: "Ouch. I know the feeling, man."

Misuse 3:

Person Y: "I wanna make you XP"
Person X: "Excuse me???"

XP by Goodness July 24, 2007

XP 

The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

XP by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

XP 

Experience

I collect XP and learn new things all my life long

XP by INDX May 4, 2020