Xianity

The religion of Donald J. Trump and his ultra-MAGA patriots, where X is a spiritual unknown—an unspoken health-and-wealth gospel that is often associated with a mélange of white racism or supremacism and faux Christianity.

Believers of Xianity are lured to the gospel teachings of Hannity and Tucker on Fox News, while the hardcore believers, who’re obsessed with the white population being outbred by immigrants, Mohammedan migrants, and refugees, would get their daily spiritual feeding on OANN and NewsMax.

by Fasters January 14, 2023

Xfinity

another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks

(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)

Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"

What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.

by MeLoseBrainUhOh November 30, 2010

xfinity and virginity

Is the opposite of netflix and chill and involves you just hanging with your boo. ( None of that "you know what")

"Hey you wanna netflix and chill?" -Guy

"No, Im really xfinity and virginity kind of person."

by Nice Guy101 January 9, 2016

xanity

A nice girl, one you can look up to, but be careful not to make her mad for she will be a firecracker just waiting to be lit off.

xanity

by xanity October 5, 2008

xfinity

The opposite of infinity. Or zero.

as include is the opposite of exclude, infinity is the opposite of xfinity.

by hastypete November 28, 2011

xinitrc

Linux shell script, mainly used to execute desktop environments, window managers and other programs when starting the X server. Also used as a nickname by Alexander due to the lack of originality.

- Have you heard about xinitrc?
- Linux shell script?
- Ah, that's how he got this name...

by xinitrc November 25, 2016

xfinity and loose your virginity

Similar to netflix and chill but watching xfinity instead

Person 1: are we gonna have sex tonight?
Person 2: Yeah babe, we're gonna xfinity and loose your virginity

by (not really) BILL NOETH September 13, 2016