wwjd

What
Would
Josef Stalin
Do

Catholic: I dont like you!
Me: wwjd
Catholic: Respect my opinion and make love to me?
Me: WRONG! *sends catholic off to gulag*

by The Communist March 20, 2005

wwjd

an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.

Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!

Kids: ...

by Mustacio January 11, 2009

wwjd

an abbreviation adults use, it means "what would jesus do". it was used by a huge dickhead who thinks that every young adult uses abbreviations to be cool. with this in mind, he came up with the stupid ass WWJD and it spread like wildfire to demon children across the country. its pretty fucking stupid and shouldn't be used unless you plan on getting ur ass kicked.

Asshole: Hey kids! You know what I always say when I feel sad? WWJD!

Kids: ...

by Mustacio January 11, 2009

wwjd

Acronym for What Would Judge Judy Do?

Before goimg to court the Defendant wondered WWJD if she were trying his case.

by Ttender December 10, 2006

wwjd

"What Would Jesus Do?"
Definitely not the montre of Democrats and other Bible-thumpers..

Lessee.. what would Jesus do about Homosexuals?
Ooh! He would probably beat them, knowing that the White Male is King!

by =^..^= February 20, 2005

WWJD

The first 4 letters in WWJDFAKB.

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

by Luke January 30, 2003

WWJD

This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a righteous action).

Teacher: Did you cheat on the exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr. Smith.

by Rozee March 30, 2004