Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

fuzzy wuzzy

1. Popular Children's Rhyme

2. A great start to ur own freestyle while bored during lunch period.

1. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy...was he?

2. Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Not even any way down there
He had none anywhere
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear....who was bare!

by 1025 January 3, 2005

fuzzy wuzzy

Being buzzed as your vision get blurry from drinking too much everything seems to be shaking.

Doris drank too much that she fuzzy wuzzy, didn't see the shoe on the floor and fell head first to the ground.

by Manny Swagged Z November 29, 2011

Fuzzy wuzzy

:Was a bear, fuzzy wussy has no hair, fuzzy wuzzy wasnt very fuzzy, was he?

Yo! Is that fuzzy wuzzy?

by Billybobjow December 29, 2021

Fuzzy Wuzzy

'A Bear with no hair'
A large gay man who would usually be characterized as a "Bear" but who has no hair.

Person 1:"David is dating a Bear"
Person 2:"What?"
Person 3:"He's not dating a Bear, he's dating a Fuzzy Wuzzy."
Person 2:"Oh that makes more since, seeing as David hates hair."

by ambergoose April 24, 2010

Fuzzy Wuzzy

a beastly man in every aspect

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear...in bed.
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair....down there.
fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?

by duexmachina September 10, 2009

fuzzy wuzzy

An undercover vice cop.

When my new bud Tom busted me for possession with intent I said "shit, whatta fuzzy wuzzy!"

by Alain G May 28, 2008