Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
Jonathan: WONED
Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
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I have always wooned you.
by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008
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Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.
You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.
Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.
You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.
Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."
Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"
Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"
by KDanger406 June 13, 2010
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by BillyRad February 13, 2008
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