woned

Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).

Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong

by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010

WTFness

Used as a noun form of WTF.

That homeless man chasing the parking meter attendant with a pink whiffle ball bat had a high degree of WTFness.

by Hoodlumman June 21, 2007

Nah Wone

A modified version of nice one. A sarcastic way to respond to a dumb or unfunny joke. Usually said quickly in an aggressive manner.

"Hey Chris, your body looks like it's made of bologna meat."-Jaylen

Chris-"uuuuhhhhh.... Nah wone"

by BigDaddyHotdog January 19, 2021

wooned

A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.

I have always wooned you.

by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008

Woner

A woman boner

Men get boners when they're horny, Women get woners.

You can not see a woner, it is simply a way to communicate female sexual arousal.

Woman: "Wow, hes dead sexy, I got a woner as soon as he walked in.."

Woman#2: "Heck yes, and did you see his friend? Sha-wing!!"

by KDanger406 June 13, 2010

whoner

whoner is the only word in the english dictionary that can not be defined or seen but can steal the identities of other words.

"you are such a whoner, tim"
"please don't touch my whoner"
"look at the size of that whoner"
"whoner"

by BillyRad February 13, 2008

Woner

Arousal from delicious homemade waffles.

These homemade waffles are so delicious I'm getting a woner.

by Woner mistress June 13, 2013