WTFWJD

an acronym simply meaning "What the fuck would jesus do"

often used as an extreme version of wwjd, or used to mock/make fun of the christians who say that.

bob: hey joe! you want some mary jane

joe: no dude, just think wtfwjd.

by Dan62 April 4, 2008

wtfwjdftw

what the f*ck would Jesus do for the win

Emo Joe: How can I combine wtf and ftw together?
Emo Moe: How about wtfwjdftw?
Emo Joe: Wow. Two birds and Jesus with one stone.

by Emo Moe July 30, 2009

wtfwydt

why the fuck would you do that

Andrew broke off his engagement and we all said wtfwydt

by Anonymus 14 March 19, 2010

WTFFDF

"what the flying fingering dicking fuck"

"WTFFDF is he doing?"

by Mary "the boss" Poppins November 5, 2011

WTFWJD?

A combination of the religious acronym "What Would Jesus Do?" mixed with the popular secular expression of "What The Fuck?" Commonly used by secularists who have converted from Christianity to Reality.

In a situation where ethics should be used in the making a decision and your are selfish and don't care about other people, then use the phrase "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?"

When you are drunk and and some slut wants you to sleep with her....ask yourself "WTFWJD?"

When a homeless person asks you for money...blatantly refuse and say "WTFWJD?"

by turbo jesus February 27, 2010

WTFWJDFAKB

Short for What The Fuck Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar. The illegitimate child of WTF (What The Fuck), WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), and What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar, from the Klondike bar commercials. Used as an adjective for a type of question, usually an All-Consuming question. Usually accompanied with an -ing suffix.

Jim: How big is the universe?

Ted: Stop WTFWJDFAKBing. It pisses me off.

by ChaosHazard April 13, 2009

WTFWJD

An acronym that stands for "What The Fuck Would Jesus Do?", popularized by the blog Going Jesus (goingjesus.com) which emblazons the phrase on its t-shirts and stickers.

Sara got an email about her blog from some guy in Australia that went, "I am a born again Christian and blah blah blah saying Fuck all the time and blah blah blah WTFWJD and blah blah blah you're not a Christian and you don't have a relationship with Christ and blah blah blah."

by KatieC September 21, 2004