A man who cannot get fully hard but still attemps to fuck like a stalion. More often than not "wrangler" will be in his early to mid 40's and normally found at a bar trying to pick up 20 something women and throwing his tab around like a football.

I got drunk at the local pub, met a guy, thought he was taking me home to fuck and I got wrangled instead.

Wrangler by flounder May 30, 2005

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Wrangler

A type of tight pants that cowboys, hicks and rednecks wear. These jeans usually result in a low sperm count and small package. But just because a man has a small package doesn't mean he's not good. A man willing to put himself through the tightness of these jeans have to be good at something.

Girl: Look at the guy with the tight jeans they must be wranglers.... i would sleep with that guy any day.

Wrangler by hicksshouldntbehated July 31, 2007

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wrangler

and absolute sulgish dick wad who doesnt do anything for him self.

god damn it sumner your such a wrangler get yo fat ass up and help your dieing mother

wrangler by mobizzle torrizzle April 26, 2005

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Wrangler

A sex position in which one person male or female holds another in a head lock (does not have to be tight) while getting his dick sucked, and supporting the Wranglee while getting fucked.

The positions should make out an N from a bird eye perspective, relating to the middle n of the word 'Wrangler'.

Wrangler by Joey_TMarshmallow January 1, 2012

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