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wotcher

An English colloquial greeting that perplexed thousands of Americans upon reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Tonks uses it as a greeting, obviously requesting a sexual favor that will take place in the 6th book.
"Wotcher, Harry!"

("I want to feel you inside me, Harry!")
by placebo February 13, 2005
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Wotcher

1. An exclamation of surprise, chiefly British, meaning the equivalent of "watch out" or "watch it".

2. When used nonchalantly, can also mean something similar to "take care", or "good luck".
1.
James: (upon nearly stepping in a pothole) Wotcher!

2.
Greg: I've got three exams tomorrow.
James: Ooh.. wotcher.
by Dr Fruitcake October 29, 2005
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Wotcher?

a greeeting in Britain.
hello.howzit..etc
hey UD-ers, wotcher?
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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Watcher

A small child with an ipad or other similar device.
"I can't deal with being a parent for 5 minutes little Jonny, so go watch this dumb youtube video with your watcher brother for 10 hours"
by Yorkmeanspuke May 30, 2019
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Bravo-watcher

Another word for a gay man, as in one who watches the Bravo cable channel, which has a ton of gay-themed shows, e.g. "Queer Eye", "Project Runway", and "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List".
Of course Kyle's coming with us to Fire Island, he's a Bravo-watcher too girl!
by Reddd Foxxx November 1, 2007
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Toss a Coin to your Witcher

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.
“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.
by clayto97 January 19, 2020
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Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.
P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher
by H?H?H? April 25, 2020
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