Worst Case Ontario

The worst possible outcome of a situation. A term derived from the Canadian TV show "Trailer Park Boys".

We should have time to hit up the LCBO, and worst case ontario, we can just mooch some booze off George.

Worst Case Ontario by ChevyChaseTheDragon May 20, 2018

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a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

This expression means that it is better to have an advantage or opportunity that is certain than having one that is worth more but is not so certain.

"A bird in the hand," is yours, and it's not going anywhere unless you let it go. But if you leave it and go for "two in the bush," there is no guarantee you'll catch them, you might end up with nothing in the end.

In essence, don't be greedy and stick with what good things you already have, instead of going after something you'll probably never get.

Bob: "I think I'm gonna quit my job..another firm is going to offer me a better job.."

Joe: "Are you sure? You probably shouldn't quit unless you know you're gonna get in for sure. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

(Weeks later)

Joe: "So how was the interview?"

Bob: "Idk not so good...i don't think the boss is gonna let me come back either..."

Joe: "You're an idiot.."

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush by Javo2357 March 23, 2012

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Whoratio

The ratio of girls that will put-out on a particular night versus the ones that won't. An whoratio over 1 means that you have a decent chance of scoring. Always used in conjunction with the words "feratio" and "sensatio"

This party rocks, the feratio is awesome and the sensatio is through the roof! It would appear that the whoratio is up there as well.

Translation "there are shitloads of chicks at this party, a damn lot of them are hot and I be layin some pipe by midnight"

Whoratio by J-Lo July 17, 2003

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wort wort wort

covanent words used by elites when in battle, from Halo/Halo2. Always used three times consecutivly. Commonly translated as "Go, go, go!" or "Attack!"

(master cheif surprises an elite)
elite: WORT WORT WORT!
(shooting begins)

wort wort wort by Lanny Ellis July 26, 2006