wooly mammoth

A very hairy animal; Devon

Corey: Wooly Mammoth!

Kevin and Evan: Hahaha

Devon: STOPPPPPPP

wooly mammoth by hjfoytjro0gkfpg November 11, 2008

Wooly Mammoth

A very unattractive and fat person. Usually said when the person is thought to be atractive but when you see a picture they are ugly.

Kyle: Hey this hot girl is sending me a picture of her!
Jason: Let me see!
Kyle: Just received it, take a look!
Jason:....She looks like a wooly mammoth!
Kyle: FTW

Wooly Mammoth by AHHH ITS A MAMMOTH April 25, 2011

Wooly Mammoth Pits 

Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.

Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!

Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits

Tyler: Oh.....

Wooly Mammoth Pits by ummmgum September 15, 2009

wooly mammoth toe 

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

wooly mammoth toe by kingpython March 2, 2011

Fiery Wooly Mammoth 

Taking a Brillo pad or steel wool pad, putting it in a fat chicks ass, and touching a 9 volt battery to it while you fuck them doggystyle.

The hooker I hired in Georgia enjoyed when I have her a fiery wooly mammoth.

Fiery Wooly Mammoth by Macster MacLeod May 17, 2025

Wooley Mammoth 

Once a woman has passed the age of being a "cougar" (generally 50 plus) she is considered a wooley mammoth. She can still pull guys in their 30s as they think she may still be a coug because she takes good care of herself and looks like she's still in her forties.

Dude, thats no cougar, she's way over 50, she's a wooley mammoth.

Wooley Mammoth by disathome July 28, 2010

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth 

Sex act where a hairy males back is shaved then the shavings are taken and placed into a condom which the male wears during sex. After he ejaculates into the condom the mixture is poured on his partners back.

Brenda shaved my back and then I wound up cloning the woolly mammoth all over her back.

Cloning the Woolly Mammoth by EL TIMMAH January 5, 2012