woofers

1)short for subwoofer
2)audio components made for producing large amounts of bass
3)a subwoofer that is usually placed in the trunk of a car

Those 12" woofers woke up the whole neighborhood

by bazooka tube December 28, 2005

Woolery left Wheel

A phrase that started out on alt.tv.game-shows in the days when the group wasn't troll infested. Used as a retort towards people who are telling other members old news that they already knew.

Poster 1: Did you know, Regis hosts Millionaire?
Poster 2: Well duh! Woolery left Wheel!

by John 2006 July 24, 2008

Woofer Deal

A term relating to a favored employee getting back door deals or special considerations from their manager. Employee must be a friend or secret lover of said manager. Employee is most likely sub par.

Tiffany: "Wow, how did Jennifer get to keep her job even though she received a DUI? Doesn't she drive for a living?" Mario: "I don't know. Must have been a woofer deal... She parties with the manager that slipped her into the new position at work"

by kittyvideo January 10, 2019

butt-woofer

subwoofer located underneath the butt

see also booty-buzzer for feminine version

I was looking at an ad in the newspaper for one of those game rockers with the speakers in the headrest & all - then I noticed it said 'built-in subwoofer' and I thought "Now just where exactly would they put that particular item?" and might there be another word for it that would leave no doubt as to the nature of this feature. 'Built-in subwoofer' my ..., it's a

*BUTT-WOOFER*

by 1OO1 December 9, 2008

Wookery

The act of wooking.

Dude #1: Man! That dreadlocked smelly guy and his malnourished dog just walked into my tent, stole my food, my weed, my beer and seems to have shat along the interior of my tent!!! I caught him in the act and he just said 'Give me some more nugs, brah..'
Dude #2: You're a victim of wookery, my friend

by Llama422 January 14, 2010

Woofer

Someone who walks around smelling other peoples farts

"Dude, did Marc just go over to Bob's fart and smell it all up??"
"Yeah he's a woofer thats for sure!"

by the wise one from over there December 15, 2019

heckin angry woofer

When a woofer (big ol doggo) get very anger (heckin angry) it turns to a heckin angry woofer

Thats a heckin angry woofer

by A smol boi October 11, 2017