Woodrow

An erection, derived from woody. Woodrow denote class and elegance in this particular kind of tumescence.

I recall Princess Di with fondness, she always gave me a woodrow.

by megnao flimpis July 6, 2003

Neo Woodrow

a lovely daddy

Neo Woodrow, that's what you are, SMEG.

by archieistired;) September 24, 2020

Woodrow

By far the best person ever. No other name is better and no other person can compare to this strong well hung man! Charming and handsome. Sheriff of Thailand!

Did you see that Woodrow? I did, WOW!!

by Angella699 February 26, 2011

Woodrow T. Wilson

A non-alcoholic cocktail created by blending a Shirley Temple (grenadine mixed with club soda or Sprite) with pineapple juice. Served best over ice and topped with a maraschino cherry.

You girls look too young to drink. Why don't I just buy you a round of Woodrow T. Wilsons?

by therealsituation April 18, 2010

Woodrow Wilson

As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.

That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.

by Notoriose July 20, 2009

Woodroffe Tech Crew

A group of losers incapable of manipulating sound and lighting equipment. Tends to imply poor social skills and below average physical prowess.

That dork looks like he just joined the Woodroffe Tech Crew.

by WoodroffeTiger December 14, 2004

Woodrow Wilson

The term used for a throbbing hard penis that is so hard it needs its own name.

I have such the Woodrow Wilson that, that chick across the street's pager went off

by Anonymous June 28, 2003