woofles

An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.

The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!

by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

WMFL

Wing Man For Life

Just like any other wing man, except...for life.

A: Thanks for trying to hook me up last night.
B: No prob. I'm your WMFL.

(via The Office Season 5 episode 8 "Business Trip")

by henrwhy December 9, 2008

womble dongus

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

womplaining

Not to be confused with Womsplaning or Femsplaning (Which is just Mansplaning from a woman’s perspective)...

Womplaning is when a woman complains online and expects only validation as a response instead of a proposed solution.

If a solution is proposed, it will be responded to with an accusation of Mansplaning, whether or not the responder is a man.

Woman: Do men know how many times we rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like we're asking for advice?

Responder: Um, are you asking for advice on how to solve that problem?

Woman: No! Not interested in your Mansplaning!

Responder: Then, you want an answer to the question do men know how many times you rewrite tweets to make SURE it doesn't look like you’re asking for advice?

Woman: No asshole, I’m just complaining.

Responder: You mean “Womplaining”.

by Hang on Sloopy November 6, 2017

Womblands

A popular areas known to be frequently Colonized, unfortunately few children survive.

This Womblands is your Womblands, this womblands is my womblands, From the comment section to the Navajo Reservation. These wombslands were made for you and me. -LegendaryStephen

by LegendaryStephen March 9, 2022

womfg

oh my fucking god, with wow added for the element of surprise or shock. Of course also used for reversed effect normally followed by obviously.

Stu: Coyne is here
Everyone: WOMFG!

or sarcasticly

m00se: Shep bums goats!
Stu: Womfg, obviously

by simple jordan April 22, 2007

Pavement Womble

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023