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Wokey

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A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.
Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey
by TheGamingPop July 10, 2023
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Wokey Pokey

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Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
by astrofisch June 17, 2018
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Woelympics

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A form of attention-seeking and one-upmanship wherein the participants try to outdo each other with sob stories and having the worst parents, ailment, job, life, etc.
"Oh hey, is that Jenny and Amanda?"
"Yeah, but you probably don't want to go over there. They're competing over who has the worst mental illness."
"Oh god, not the Woelympics again."
by aoigensou September 7, 2013
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Wokelisted

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When comments from your account or IP on a web forum get drowned out by a botnet or suppressed by an AI-powered algorithm because you used blacklisted political buzzwords that run counter to the webhost’s agenda.

While not an outright ban or shadowban, your comments become unreadable thanks to a flood of +1000’s of automated comments that follow yours to suppress your speech.
I got wokelisted by the admin for mentioning a fact about race, gender, or fascism on a specific subreddit. 34,000 botnet comments drown out mine whenever I post now.
by Bobtom April 10, 2023
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Dru Wakely

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Dru Wakely is a amazing man. He was born on the 10th January 1987. Dru has been in these bands:
The Clik Clik, Perfect People, Icarus Burning, and now in The Midnight Beast. Apparently Dru's dad ran away with a spanish bitch according to the TMB songs, but has not confirmed this.

Dru is a awesome drummer.
Man: Hey isn't Dru Wakely so awesome?
Girl: YEAH OMG I LOVE DRU!
Woman: Dru is sexay
Dru: I LOVE PLAYING DRUMS!
by quacktmb October 10, 2011
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Wokey Wokey

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A cooler version of okey dokey, this word is only used by the coolest of cool. However ordinary folk do not understand and tend to find it's use very annoying in social situations. Depending on the tone used when saying it can be very cheerful or sarcastic.
Person A: I've just got the bus, see you in 5

Person B: Wokey wokey
by biscuitdaddy99 June 14, 2016
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wokeye

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Shannon went to Thailand with a button, and went home with a wokeye.
by Trevor Cook May 31, 2006
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