woke

The peculiar state in which a person is able to grasp certain ideals, while not yet being able to live up to them.

The unconscious tension often leads to the characteristic nuisance of being judgmental towards other who apparently live up to these ideals even less.
Woke Person: "Dude, have you seen those fat SUVs? They really don't car about the environment."

Dude: "Ah comon bro, stop acting so woke."

Woke Person: "You're right. I should find dignity in my own path instead of judging others."
by alittlelessdaunted August 10, 2023
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/wōk/ informal • US

(adj.) A state of awareness only
achieved by those dumb enough
to find injustice in everything
except their own behavior.
wokeness is divisive, exclusionary, and hateful.
by Klappi August 28, 2022
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The act of being very pretentious about how much you care about a social issue
Yeah most people don't care about parking spaces for families with disabled pets. I wish they were woke like me.
by Vensamos May 16, 2018
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The postmodern equivalent of "finding Jesus" where you're constantly jealous of how hard life is fucking other people in the ass, but not you.
"The fact that you didn't just assume Madison's gender just now, proves how totes woke you are! I'm so proud of you! In a gender non-binary way, of course...!"
by TheZooofRekt July 29, 2020
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Lebron acts woke about China, he just full of shiite.
by gmoochie October 15, 2019
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racist, classist, and ignorant; sleep
The oligarchs' fake news media went woke.
by Objective-Reason Daddy March 26, 2023
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"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson
Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!
by Wenn Pilliam May 04, 2017
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