Rusty Wizard

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.

"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

by Archipelagoes June 17, 2015

i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014

Wizard

A 30+ year old virgin.

James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary.

by herpaderpajerka March 9, 2012

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

by Piece_Of_Shit_Musician September 8, 2019

Megward the Wizard

A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.

Common examples of Megward the Wizard:

Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)

by Orion Icarus April 25, 2015

Shady Wizard

Originated at Summer Solstice 2018;
A Shady Wizard is a role often played by a guiding or taunting figure while one is experiencing a psychedelic trip, usually due to having more experience than the rest of the party.
Their psychological power and needed reliability/trust is what makes them so shady...

"Mate I'm freaking out. My whole body is heating up, is that supposed to happen?"
"Nah mate, never seen that before. Maybe you're dying!?"
"Stop fuckin with me, ya shady wizard! What's going on?"

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 11, 2018