Dad: "Some females are wifeable, some are only fuckable."
Son: "But dad how can I know?"
Dad: "If she's sexually monopolizable son, if she's sexually monopolizable..."
Son: "Roger that, searching for a lady that's both wifeable & fuckable at the same time."
Dad: "THAT'S MY SON!!!"
Son: "But dad how can I know?"
Dad: "If she's sexually monopolizable son, if she's sexually monopolizable..."
Son: "Roger that, searching for a lady that's both wifeable & fuckable at the same time."
Dad: "THAT'S MY SON!!!"
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Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.
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Get the Mizerable mug.When you know too much. A break down of the word shows that it is a combination of the words "wise" and "able" meaning that one is now empowered by knowing some fact or truth.
origins: The "w" is easily mistaken for an "m" and the word appears to be "miserable" on first glance to many people. The creator is dislexic and often writes and reads words and letters backwards or upside down.
origins: The "w" is easily mistaken for an "m" and the word appears to be "miserable" on first glance to many people. The creator is dislexic and often writes and reads words and letters backwards or upside down.
1)light-hearted but-for-real tone: Dang these cupcakes are good but I'm sure if I saw the calorie count I'd be wiserable. Pass me another one!
2) serious gloomy tone: He was cheating on her and when she found out she was really wiserable.
2) serious gloomy tone: He was cheating on her and when she found out she was really wiserable.
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