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Wifeable 

1 A woman that's qualified enough to be a wife.
2 A woman that deserves to be a wife.
Dad: "Some females are wifeable, some are only fuckable."
Son: "But dad how can I know?"
Dad: "If she's sexually monopolizable son, if she's sexually monopolizable..."
Son: "Roger that, searching for a lady that's both wifeable & fuckable at the same time."
Dad: "THAT'S MY SON!!!"
Wifeable by Fmrkooo March 9, 2021
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I've never heard of someone so miserable despite being surrounded by comics, cats, and pop punk as Liz Prince. She is absolutely lizerable. www.lizprincepower.com
lizerable by tsphonyts November 17, 2011
When someone is most unhappy because they have not had an opportunity to masturbate to the level of ejaculation.
Used as follows: "It's been so long, god I'm jizerable"
Also can be used when someone near you has had sex and you have not, this can also make you jizerable.
Jizerable by AdminJJ11 August 24, 2019

Mizerable 

Wow, did you see Mizerable own that noob janna?
Mizerable by Noesis April 21, 2011
When you know too much. A break down of the word shows that it is a combination of the words "wise" and "able" meaning that one is now empowered by knowing some fact or truth.

origins: The "w" is easily mistaken for an "m" and the word appears to be "miserable" on first glance to many people. The creator is dislexic and often writes and reads words and letters backwards or upside down.
1)light-hearted but-for-real tone: Dang these cupcakes are good but I'm sure if I saw the calorie count I'd be wiserable. Pass me another one!

2) serious gloomy tone: He was cheating on her and when she found out she was really wiserable.
wiserable by roseyroo October 29, 2012

wienerable 

Anyone who a man would have sex with.
Yeah, she's wienerable.
wienerable by Wolfie Head April 18, 2016