wizard

A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.
Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.
by GQGUY November 15, 2006
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1)a proffesional male magician, usually of great age and knowledge and ranked of greater skill than a shaman or enchanter

2)one of great skill or knowledge in a certain area, especially computers

3)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
1)The wizard muttered a strange word, and with a wave of his hand he transformed the egg into an omelette.

2)Frank is a typing wizard.

3)I used the Win Zip (R) wizard to recongigure the files.
by Dannyboy July 01, 2003
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An ounce (28.35g) of cannabis.

Derived from the fact that "ounce" is conventionally abbreviated to oz., which brings to mind the Wizard of Oz.
Dude, if we all chip in together we could buy a wizard!
by stoner_joesiph January 02, 2012
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An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)
I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.
by dAVE July 02, 2003
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An ounce (oz.) of weed. From the wizard of Oz.
I've blown all my money on a wizard, wanna buy a henry??
by SpoonFlip March 30, 2004
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the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.
Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...
by Lisette April 05, 2005
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1. Gandalf
2. Me
3. A male who performs the magic arts
4. A wise man
5. A dude who posesses great skil in some craft (like driving, electronix, etc.)
6. Someone who is greatly knowledgable and makes you feel stupid after you got puft up about what you know.
7. really OSM (british expression)
1. Gandalf removed the spell of Saruman from the King of Rohan.
2. I'm a wizard coz I fit most of these descriptions.
3. That Wizard just zapped that krug with a lightning spell.
4. Keith is as wise as Gandalf!
5. Neb the Wizard re-enacted the chase scene from The Matrix Reloaded coz he's that good!
6. I thot I knew all about cars 'till I met Jesse. He's a wizard!
7. Dude! That's wizard!
by Neb July 27, 2004
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