witching hour

(n.) A time when almost nobody has any reason to be out. These times usually occur at night, but may happen at any time, depending on the day. It's like the doldrums of the day.

Examples of witching hours include:
2 P.M. (Workers have eaten lunch already, schoolchildren haven't been let out yet, and cutters get bored and go home.)

3 A.M. (Parties have ended, most people have either picked up a girl and are riding the night out or have gone home.)
5 P.M on sunday (Nobody is coming back from work, but everything is closed, and schoolchildren are finishing their homework.)

by sundayssuck June 10, 2009

witchiechicky

A euphemism for stupid. A lot of people think it's spelled "witchychicky", though anyone who has done their homework and traced the etymology of the word would know where it came from, and therefore exactly how it is spelled.

I would like to castrate all those witchiechicky sluts who spell it with a -y- rather than an -ie-.

by insanekittykat June 28, 2005

witching hour

The hour right after the bar closes, during which time the fuzz will pull you over for any reason, or no reason at all just to see if you're intoxicated.

Roy might not have gotten a DUI, except he drove during the witching hour

by recognize1337 April 28, 2009

Witchita Shocker

A reverse shocker
see shocker

one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts

2 in the stink one in the pink

dude 1: you give her the ol' shocker
dude 2: Na man we tried the Witchita Shocker

by Mr. Plunkett April 9, 2008

witchicom

Used when you can't think of the word you need to say.

Yo you heard bout dat new uhh witchicom, uhh witchicom, cd

by K()UT January 29, 2008

witchitaw

life place to contectionary disbelief. the in ability to spell.

i cant spell so i typed witchitaw

by queenegina January 30, 2007

witchita lineman

A Wichita Lineman is a twist on the classic Cherokee Chinstrap with a gravy chaser. Instead of the woman farting into a jar she strikes a gong with the man's testicles and then claps her hands three times.

She asked for a witchita lineman, that's when I knew I found my soul mate.

by NunayoBidness August 11, 2017