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Witrospect

To look back on or contemplate on a past humorous situation and realize a more witty comment to have said.
When my wife asked me "Does this dress make me look fat?"
I said "No, honey."

In witrospect, I should have told her "No honey, the fat makes you look fat." To produce laughter amongst the guys.
by [B]Saint June 9, 2008
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A night without armor

The act of having sex without a condom, especially with the singer-songwriter Jewel.

Etymology: Jewel's 1998 poetry collection, A Night without Armor
Anthony Kiedis: How was the concert last night?

Flea: Sick. I hooked up with Jewel!

AK: Did you use a rubber?

Flea: Nah, dude, it was a night without armor.
by tanguy22 May 5, 2011
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Netflix and Chill without the chill

Who says two bros can't get together and watch a little Grey's Anatomy without the preconception of sex? Netflix and Chill without the chill is the simple yet classic act of two people getting together to watch Netflix and relax.

NETFLIX AND CHILL WITHOUT THE CHILL // "Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 1: "Hey man! want to come over for a little Netflix and Chill without the chill?"
Bro 2: "aww no dude I'll pass on this one. I think your great and all that jazz but I'm a straight man."
Bro 1: "Oh no dude this is a chill free Netflix experience. Without the chill. But still cool"
Bro 2: "Oh well in that case, lets get cracking! I heard the new season of The Bachelor is up there!"
by Gregarious June 30, 2016
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Come without porn

Taking on a difficult task.

Synonymous to successful masturbation without pornography.
"I've always been a shy guy but I think she'll go out with me if I ask politely."
-- "All things are possible if you can come without porn."

"If I can come without porn I can get a 4.0"

"She won't give me a blumkin unless you believe in coming without porn"
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J November 8, 2009
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wimoweh

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" was a 1939 African pop hit that, unexpectedly, also became quite popular in the US.

In 1952, the song was covered as an instrumental by American folk group The Weavers as "Wimoweh", a mishearing of the chorus of 'uyimbube' (meaning "he is a lion"), and again in 1959 by The Kingston Trio. For The Tokens' 1961 cover, a new set of lyrics, "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", was written by George Weiss, Luigi Creatore, and Hugo Peretti, based upon the meaning of the original song. The Tokens' version rose to number one on the Billboard charts and still receives fairly frequent replay on many American oldies radio stations. Since then, "Wimoweh"/"The Lion Sleeps Tonight" has remained popular and frequently covered in the US.

In July 2004 the song became the subject of a lawsuit between the family of its writer Solomon Linda and Disney. The suit claims that Disney owes $1.6 million in royalties for its use in the film The Lion King.
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by iono92 September 2, 2010
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Wilmo

One of the most sexiest beings to ever live on the planet. It is truly a one in a million chance to meet someone with such a heroic and devilishly handsome name. At first the person may seem like a wimp but he is strong physically and in heart. Treat this person with respect and you will be gifted with an eternal friendship..
Man, that Wilmo is such an alpha male.
by ChadMeister456 September 13, 2018
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Up shit creek without a paddle

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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