Wiser spidey

When you were the same spiderman shirt to a gym class for a long period of time so you resort to being a weaboo and planning your trip to Japan to gain friends that are just like you

Yesterday jake decided to become a wiser spidey and defected to japan, hake had no friends.

by Cock monster 2000 June 15, 2017

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser)

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s

Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change

by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024

Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023