wiper 

PG rated word for person who is an asswipe.

Harry Reid's public shit for brains lies make him a real wiper.

wiper by concerned2 November 12, 2007

Wiper 

1)look-up the 2nd definition of asswipe

2)a moocher, a.k.a. a person who feeds off other peoples belongings

yo get away from my stuff you wiper

Wiper by Tahj April 6, 2005

wiper 

A person who cannot do anything for themselves, including whiping their own butt.

We have a wiper at the counter that needs assistance.

wiper by Meredith N. January 28, 2008

Wiper 

A guy who uses his small dick and big balls to wipe across the females face during intercourse

He gave me the wiper with his small dick and big balls she said

Wiper by Sniltman June 25, 2016

Wiper 

Someone who is figuratively so busy wiping their ass to engage in an online interaction.

He's on every day- definitely not a wiper.

Wiper by antitaxonomy July 14, 2024

wiper-tempo 

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.

There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.

wiper-tempo by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 17, 2014