A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.
by OCnoSee April 27, 2009
Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
A wiper is often used to describe the penis of a person who enjoys to wipe it across the faces of others.
by KiLlEdByArAyGuN March 26, 2012
Entry level position in the engine room of a Merchant Ship of the United States.
Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.
Duties include maintaining cleanliness of engine room machinery and gangways, bilge detail, and painting/chipping paint in the engineroom.
by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 15, 2007
A girl with glasses gives head; the guy busts on each lens; the girl proceeds to wipe the semen off of her glasses in order to see by using her index finger to remove the vision imparing swimmers.
by Scummable Thurgood March 31, 2005
(adj)-Describes the act of letting loose a huge duce and not wiping. Notibly one of the best feelings ever.
John: That was amazing! I pushed and pushed, and it finally all came out. It was a no-wiper. Extreamly satisfying!
Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?
John: I had a hunch.
Jamie: Dude, how did you know you didnt have to wipe?
John: I had a hunch.
by gayme March 10, 2007
When you take a huge, pasty shit and your asshole is caked in your fecal matter resulting in the use of half of the toilet paper roll.
by Dynamo22 April 26, 2009