Winifred

Winifred, a fairly beautiful girl who is very shy but won’t admit it. She loves life and tends to overspend. She doesn’t have her priorities right but has hope that things eventually work out. She kinky and always up for new tricks in the bedroom. Spank her and choke her, she will love you for it. She’s into tall guys will killer looks. She is career oriented and will most likely pick a law/legal career option. Find you a Winifred, because she is loyal to a fault. A bit needy and super sexy once she stops overeating. She’s a free spirit although a bit introverted. Will definitely pick staying home with bae over date night.

I need a loyal girl, I should find myself a Winifred.

by Shygirl51 September 2, 2021

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Wilfred

Wilfred's a guy who you can easily talk to. He's someone who has definitely got a superb taste in music. Watch out though, he secretly thinks he's too cool for anyone and he probably is. Has smooth moves up his sleeves but is too shy to show them off. Probably stares at the mirror feeling like he's Elvis though. Overall, top guy.

Carla: Damn that Wilfred guy is pretty cool, right?
Jasmine: Yeah and he's cute too! *swoons*

by cheesecake_ July 13, 2016

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Wilfredo

Wilfredo is an amazing thoughtful guy that anybody would be lucky to have as a friend. he will always be there and is always putting others first. he’s one of the most special people you will ever meet, especially to his girlfriend. he is someone you want close and not to loose. he doesn’t show his emotions easy, but once you hear them, you realize why it’s so important to cherish them. he acts like a tough guy on the outside but to the people that really know him, he is a strong, loving, funny, sweet, generous, squishy (not in weight), and so so special.

I think Wilfredo likes me

You’re so lucky! Don’t let him go.

by Aaaalllyyyysssaaaa February 10, 2019

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Oprah Winfreyism

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.

OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab

by traumaturgist July 31, 2011

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Wilfredo

Wilfredo ;
you want him in your life, forever ..
keep him close , and personal ...
he looks like hes going to kill you, but inderneathe those dark brown eyes, he's more loving than anyone, especially to his girlfriend, or to people he loves.
he's got anger, and fear inside of him, in which he slides aside and focuses on sports.
Wilfredo is very active, and incredible coook.
He's funny, akward, and stays quiet with people who he don't know.
People who he is comadible with, is Jessicas, Emilys, Jasmines, Shellys , Ambers , Tatiannas, Tierra, Sierra, Laura, Laurissa, And who ever steals his heart first .. Tall, sexy, brown eyes, and brown skin, Wilfredo is pure gold... who has familila whome you don't fuck with , they wiilll kick your asssss.

" my boyfriends Wilfredo "
eeew , what a name
" uhhh , what a face (;"

by soccersexxxy July 3, 2011

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Wilfred

Wilfred is a man who is extremely masculine and liked by many. He is good looking, well mannered and intelligent! All guys want to be a Wilfred and all girls want to date a Wilfred.

Hey bro look at Wilfred, all the chicks dig him man!

by Stacey Fredisha February 1, 2015

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