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Mort (willybone)

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right hand assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)
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Top Shagger WillNE

Will is a square headed shagger that is taller than Memeulous
“Hey bro have you seen the tournament”
“Yeah top Shagger willne ruined it
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willyfishyitus

A horrible diesease effecting people near William Fisher, causing them to act like William Fisher.
I’m so sorry, I heard you have Willyfishyitus.
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shotgun willy

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Willne

Top shagger definitely better than morgz mum, sub2willne
Are you subscribed to willne
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WillNE

Big fish little fish cardboard box
Will has a head like a minecraft block
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Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper

A work friendly way of calling someone a dickhead, asshole or piece of shit.
Coworker #1: “I cant stand that fucking dumb ass piece of shit boss we have! He just keeps making fun of everyone and just sits on his ass all day while we work our asses off! How is that fair?!”

Coworker #2: “Wow now! Lets have a little more class than that! We could get fired for swearing up a storm like that! How about from now on we refer to our boss as “Willy the One-Eyed Worm Burper” - surly thats a lot more work appropriate. Also, its sure to make anyone laugh and break the tension in the room!
by Isl-96 April 6, 2023
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