Wet Wednesday in Wigan

A term used by English football fans to question how foreign players would perform in the English Premier League. Incinuates the English game is more physical, more "manly" and subject to adverse weather conditions.

Chris - Messi is awesome! Best player in the world!

PJ - Yeah, he's great in Spain; but could he do it on a wet Wednesday in Wigan?

by slipzka November 14, 2013

Wigan Donk

Wigan is famous for its pies and ugly women. A Wigan donk would involve nobbing a cooked pie until it sits on your penis without holding it there. You then get a Wigan Girl and fuck her with the pie, preferably the pie would have a meat filling of some kind I.E Steak.

I gave a Jessica a real good Wigan Donk last night. Meat and potato went everywhere.

by VassODiarby September 22, 2012

Wijdan

Wijdan is a name attribited to someone with the kindest sy sweetest soul to ever exist. She has an infectious sense of joy which overwhelms everyone in her presence. Wijdan will go to the ends of the earth to make others feel good.
But don't take her kindness for granted, she's strong and can be fiesty if need be

Me before seeing Wijdan : *sad *
Me after seeing Wijdan : *happy af*

by Biggynotsosmall May 25, 2019

Wigan

(verb) To do fuck all for a period of time before being saved by temporary brilliance.

E.g "I didn't study but I Wiganed that test."

by Dink247 October 1, 2012

wigan-ese

The language created by those who originate from Wigan.
You have more chance understanding Chinese than this language.
Hence Wigan-ese.

'What's Sithi?

...means see you in Wigan-ese.'

by CrispyBurgers March 7, 2016

Wildany

Wildany is a person that could be the biggest asshole in the world, when he wants to. On the other hand he could be the best friend you could ever have. But for the ladies he could play you like nintendo. He's sweet when he wants to be - but it might be because he wants something so be careful. Also never hang out with him when there is a girl (no matter what they look like) you will be his third wheel.

Here's my bestfriend- his names wildany.

by twofacedbitch July 11, 2011

wigland

Mrs Wiggys country where she produces goochay wigs. Those are the most expensive wigs on this planet and if you get your hands on one than you are lucky as fūck. If you wanna go to wigland with a one-dollar-wig then you will get your wig snatched. In wigland guerrilla-glue gets produced (it's a dang good wigglue which will prevent your wig from getting snatched) which is so fūcking expensive that only mrs wiggy can afford it.

Biggest Crime in Wigland: snatching mrs wiggys wig

Person 1: is that a wigland wig?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: how much did you pay?
Person 2: my kidney

by Cupcakkesuseddealdoe September 8, 2023