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Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats
by benparfae11 December 9, 2008
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Waffer's Wipe

To retreat to the restroom to wipe the ass after releasing a series of Musty Waffs to eliminate the feeling of a little loose stool and greasy between the cheeks.
Jerry dropped a few Musty Waffs in his cubicle at work. The third one felt a little wet and his ass cheeks felt greasy so he retreated to the restroom where he performed a Waffer's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight
1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.
by theoneDub October 24, 2007
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cuddy wifter

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.
by junky January 31, 2005
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nelly whiffer

A person that goes around sniffing the seats on ladies bicycles.
Where's Brad? Oh, he's out by the bicycle rack again.... he's such a nelly whiffer!
by fornbornft March 23, 2014
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Weenie Whiffer

Chrithtopher ith a weenie whiffer.
by sbo March 7, 2009
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Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.
Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.
by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008
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