wif

(W)isconsin (I)nbreed (F)aggot

Anyone from wisconsin knows the term FIB, (fucking illinois bastards). WIF is what people from illinois retort back to them. Being from illinois, you also have the satisfaction of knowing your better than everyone from wisconsin too.

None of these stupid WIF's know how to drive.

by Carl B September 14, 2004

Wif

Term used as a replacement for "with" when they are physically incapable or too stupid to say the word correctly due to a wop accent

"How da fuck am I gonna get along wif dis Jabroni?"

by captnich April 2, 2018

Wif

noun
The definition of a wif is the female friend with whom someone has a regular or exclusive romantic or sexual relationship and have atleast one child with.

A : Who are these girls ?
B : That's my lovely wif and daughter.

by Top gun 676767 October 17, 2019

Wif

Woman your friend's living with that he's practically married to but isn't officially. Quite possibly with her kids from a previous relationship. Not quite a wife but almost, which is why the e is left off.

I can go out tonight because the wif's taking the kids to the movies.

by The Dags July 28, 2015

Wif

Means good and bad or at the same time, or anything for that matter. Wif could me shit or happy. You can tell what someone is talking about because of the tone in which it is said.

Wif can be used as any word in any sentance.

A: How are you today?
B: Very wif
A: That good to wif

And almost every word in this sentance

A: I wiffed my wif so wif that it can't wif.

by Rag P Trayberg November 11, 2004

wif

woman i’d fuck

anna’s a wif, she’s so hot

by pseudo eboy July 15, 2019

Wif

Top 5, either a good top 5 or bad top 5. Depends on the tone of voice.

Bro that’s wif!
Bro your in my wif!
Yes lets go! That’s wif!

by Adamsteak September 21, 2020