Widow

A woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.
Susan is a widow.
How come?
Her husband suffered the slow death of marriage.
by Van Jari August 11, 2009
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A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock
Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".
by WestCoastLisa February 17, 2006
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Widow

An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow
Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up
by Rostra Maximus August 03, 2010
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exam widow / widower

When your Significant Other is so consumed by examinations you never get to see / hear from them and you begin to think this loss is forever.
Yeah, my SO has mid-terms, guess I'm just another exam widow / widower.
by Lapsus Linguae October 03, 2008
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widows

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.
Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!
by Bastardized Bottomburp August 08, 2003
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tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.
I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!
by thirdlhc January 23, 2010
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widowed

A lonely masturbation move for those who do not have a partner
"I was so lonely last night i tried the widowed it was amazing"
by S3xyMF November 21, 2016
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