widow

usually associated with a peak. For exapmle, a widow's peak.

peak up dat widow and smack that bitch around.

by G3 December 28, 2005

Widow

A women who can't afford a husband :(

The widow can't afford a husband

by Funny Definitions Official November 14, 2017

Widow's Kiss

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.

"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."

by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019

Widow's memory

Any type of large sausage such as a saveloy as it resembles a penis.

"Do you fancy a bit of fish with your chips tonight"

"Nah, I'm in a meaty mood, I think I'll have a Widow's memory instead"

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

widow casserole

Any of a number of dishes brought to a recent widow by friends and family, usually in the form of a casserole or lasagne, the idea being that the widow shouldn't have to cook for herself and the countless visitors she will have during the first week or so of mourning.

Notably used on Grey's Anatomy.

After the death of her husband, Teddy was given so many widow casseroles she didn't know what to do with them.

by mackay March 6, 2012

Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.

Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.

by just_a_horrible_guy January 7, 2010

widow wizz

When you have to take a piss so bad ,your wiener burns like you have a venereal disease and you feel like you're going to die.

Painful urination caused by Urethritis,an inflammation of the urethra. The main symptom is dysuria, which is painful or difficult urination.

Man, I took one hell of a Widow wizz ! I better go see a urologist tomorrow.

by vernervonburner July 7, 2010