painting the wickets

The act of shitting oneself while standing up, covering the legs in shit.

Sam went out for dinner but soon found himself painting the wickets after eating a prime rib burger.

by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015

Wiglet

1) Immature kids aged 15 and under who mimic the language, clothes, music, style, hobbies, education level, etc of African American Ghetto/Slum Kids

2) Female version of Wigger

That wiglet is perfect size to be kicked across the street or to be hit with a baseball bat

by Anti_christ April 3, 2003

willets

Performance enhancing drugs. Inspired by "Lifetime Drug Free Athlete" Jeff Willet.

That boy gained 30 pounds of muscle in 2 months, he must be on them willets!

by Yung Swole August 25, 2013

Wic-let

The children of bitches who live on welfare like it's their JOB

My co-worker brought her wic-let to the supermarket to pick up some Fanta. And she has another wic-let in her big ole belly

by bkdiva August 20, 2015

sticky wicket

A term that aludes to a situation in which a person is in trouble. Comes from cricket where on uncovered wickets after a short rainfall a pitch could dry into a 'sticky' which could make it extremely difficult to play on as the ball would be going anywhere. Not anything to do with sex R.munkey. Where the fuck you from?

Its a bit of a sticky wicket, my girlfriend and my wife just met up at the pregnancy clinic...

by umpirestrikesback April 1, 2005

Wicket

Only the coolest ewok ever.

Dude 1: "Who would win in a inter-galactic war? Chewbacca or Jar-Jar Binks?"

Dude 2: "Wicket, duh."

by OPP, Yeah You Know Me August 19, 2006

Willette

Beautiful chocolate skin woman with a heart of gold. She is kind loving and very giving . She is adventurous and likes Caribbean vacations. Her warm personality and loving spirit makes her a great friend. Willette is Loved by many Hated by none. Silkyblack

Willette is gorgeous with her silkyblack skin.

by Willette January 3, 2017