Whaling Instructor

A master whaler. One who is proficient enough to make their career out of teaching others the art of whaling. The best of the best have the life long ambition of landing Moby Dick.

I can't believe you took advice from Bill Davies. You need a pick up artist dude. Not some fucking whaling instructor

by burr killer October 15, 2010

Urban Whaling

Where one goes around town, chasing fat bitches with a pole, like whale hunting

Dude im fucking bored, lets go urban whaling

by Why yes, yes it is March 1, 2010

Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

whying

The act of using the word why many times

Bianca: why, but why, why

Tristan:can u stop 'whying'

by Munro420 November 29, 2015

thirteen whaling

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010

Whaling

when a man uses his weiner as a harpoon to impale an obese woman

John's into whaling these days, looks for targets at Weight Watchers meetings.

by DJAD May 24, 2007