whiffle bat

Not the most effective murder weapon...

*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*

by ~DK~ May 17, 2006

Crack whiff

When you gave your asshole a lil' scratch and bring your hands up to your face and give a lil' snort.

Douglas: Oi mate my asshole's itchy ima give it a lil scratch
Dan: You gonna give yourself a lil crack whiff
Douglas: Yes
*Gets fingers and scratches asshole tenderly and carefully and gives the fingers a smell*

by Conspiracy's Truth 91857560274 June 11, 2019

whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.

Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.

by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007

whiffode

Something Anthony said, probably not a real word

“They were all whiffode”
“Crazy tha la”

by Clayton Holsgrove November 11, 2020

Blind Sausage whiff

It’s probably on Urban dictionary

Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”

by 010Rusty July 15, 2022

Piff Whiffer

One who smells, sniffs, or whiffs little little kids bicycle seats

My convicted next door neighbor is a piff whiffer.

by benparfae11 December 9, 2008

whiffy biff

Someone with a smelly foo/ mooey/ vagina or just used as an insult!

na mate... that girls nasty, she's gotta whiffy biff!!

"GET YOUR BIFF OUT"

dont you just love the smell of biff in the morning ?!

Mate i can smell her whiffy biff from ere

oi love u have one whiffybiff

u know its been a good session when she ends up with a whiffybiff on the journey home

Shut ur legs u biff is whiffy

mate i smashed that lauren last nite and she had a right whiffybiff!!!!

mate have a whif of that biff

by imperialmike October 1, 2009